Timekeeper and Adventuress
Harry Potter studios
Ignorance really is bliss for some people, it’s hilarious
I still don’t understand how Jessica ended up marrying Todd while Elizabeth went off with Bruce. And if you have any idea who I’m referring to then I adore you.
Don’t check your emails at 3 in the morning when you can’t sleep. You find agent rejections in your inbox.
I am the most worthless human being on the planet who fails at everything she does, so fat and stupid and ugly and worthless. I should just do away with myself to put everyone out of their misery of having to deal with me. But I’m too much of a useless coward to do that.
See the thing about watching Titanic is that you’re enjoying the costumes and the sets and then everyone starts to die. People plummet to their death, get crushed, shot, drown, babies freeze to death in the ocean, and you’re like ‘… Why am I watching this again?’
Ran a 5k in 33minutes. Awesome
I love those amazing people who not only kick you when you’re down but jump on your head and giggle.
Their lives are so fulfilling and that’s awesome.